Depends on smoothness if the wipe -- WestyHokie 08/14/2018 12:55PM
"Things you don't talk about" question of the day. This came up in a -- Late 80s Hokie 08/14/2018 10:22AM
For the outdoors type there's this handy product I've relied on.... -- BusLoadaBozos 08/14/2018 11:59AM
Still look because, why not, but I imagine I'd be about the same with feel. ** -- BG Hokie 08/14/2018 11:58AM
The empty roll made a good pipe ** -- Brown Water 08/14/2018 11:27AM
Old school baby! ** -- 48zip 08/14/2018 8:47PM
Wait. Is that what toilet paper is for? ** -- 48zip 08/14/2018 11:16AM
And ornamentation on the heel of my shoe ** -- TomTurkey 08/14/2018 11:25AM
My father-in-law(RIP) had a wiping technique that he shared with me one day -- Newt 08/14/2018 11:16AM
Glad I started the thread just to see that gem. I guessed the fingernail -- Late 80s Hokie 08/14/2018 12:32PM
This post wipes away every post so far this year. ** -- Major Kong 08/14/2018 12:24PM
That is fantastic. Would have liked to have known him I believe! ** -- King Jaffe Joffer 08/14/2018 12:22PM
According to a co-worker stationed in eastern Africa; little finger -- TomTurkey 08/14/2018 12:07PM
POTY. AT least! ** -- 48zip 08/14/2018 11:21AM
If it's dark, just sniff the paper ** -- darnellm 08/14/2018 11:02AM
Wait, you don't use the rug? My dog showed me that trick. ** -- statmanfromHCyrs 08/14/2018 10:53AM
It's like I am wiping a magic marker. -- Guy LeDouche 08/14/2018 10:41AM
The TP commercials don't tell you about that ** -- TomTurkey 08/14/2018 10:45AM
Will, please flush this thread -- TomTurkey 08/14/2018 10:41AM
Reminds me of my freshman year roommate -- Nova Hokie 95 08/14/2018 10:53AM
I think this means we’ve discussed every conceivable topic on the Lounge. ** -- RoswellGAHokie 08/14/2018 10:41AM
Corollary: How does a blind person know when they're done wiping? -- Hokie CPA 08/14/2018 10:35AM
How does a blind person find the toilet in the first place? ** -- MP4VT2004 08/14/2018 2:11PM
I've always wondered about that** -- Hokie in CT 08/14/2018 11:51AM
The sniff test....the true origin of the term 'brown noser' ** -- statmanfromHCyrs 08/14/2018 10:44AM
Follow these rules... -- vthhhi 08/14/2018 10:35AM
Whoever wrote that much have a pretty dainty butt. ** -- Hokie in CT 08/14/2018 11:50AM
I'd like to see @King Jaffe Joffer answer this ** -- Brown Water 08/14/2018 10:33AM
What is this "toilet paper" of which you speak? -- King Jaffe Joffer 08/14/2018 12:17PM
First, put probably a wipe or two first depending on exit feel ** -- 83Hokie 08/14/2018 10:29AM
I think the general rule is likely to be ... -- Nova Hokie 95 08/14/2018 10:29AM
Have to look. It's a rule or something. ** -- TomTurkey 08/14/2018 10:43AM